The cost of a (stand-up) meeting.
Let’s talk about the cost of a stand-up meeting.
Here in the San Francisco Bay Area, a senior programmer can make $300,000/year or more. Starting salaries are more around $175K. Let’s average at $250K to make the math easy. (Adjust the numbers for your own locale, of course.)
Your cost to the company is higher than your salary. People typically use a “load factor” multiplier to convert from what you pay an employee to their actual cost to the company (which includes benefits, HR costs, stock options, etc.). When I was a CTO, I used a 2x load factor.
So, the “fully-loaded” cost of a senior programmer is $500K/year. There are about 250 workdays in a year—2,000 hours—so that fully loaded salary comes to $250/hour. That’s how much you cost the company.
That “15-minute” standup takes an hour when you factor in conversations after the meeting, context-swap overhead, and other distractions. (Context-swap overhead alone, including time to return to a flow state, counts for about 20 minutes.)
$250/person * 5 people/team * 10 teams * 250 workdays/year == $3,125,000. That’s million, with an m.
If you use a collaborative-working technique like mob/ensemble programming instead of scatter-gather, you don’t need a standup. So, using mob/ensemble programming saves the company $3M/year on that single factor alone. (It’s actually more when you factor in the time value of money, as any good MBA would do.)
I am not saying, by the way, “do what you’re doing now, but without standups.” That obviously won’t work. I am saying, “There are ways of working that do not require standups; consider using them.” That is, you need to change the way that you do the work to make dropping a standup feasible.
Worth thinking about.


What's also crazy about stand ups, is the apparent acceptance of a guaranteed up front, recurring cost for the potential benefit of alignment when async communication based on the assumption were all adults and know what work to do, would do just fine and not be such a laborious meeting.
Urgg. Stand ups burn me out, daily. Like a daily dressing down, often to another developer who has no interest in my work but demands vague status updates. Exhausting af